New Lightsaber!
What does Mother Nature use to imprison Father Time?
An oak lock.
Did you know that Marvin Gaye had an immense foot fetish?
His song “Sexual Healing” was grossly misunderstood.
Did you know that Willow Smith advocates animal cruelty?
She whips her hare back and forth.
Marshmallow Gun Plunger Test
I actually broke the handle in this video. It’ll be an easy fix and doesn’t affect the performance.
Ben McCabe
—Tonight
Ben McCabe
—Falling in Love
I wasn’t happy with the last recording.
Ben McCabe
—Falling in Love
This is a break from Blight.
I wanna fall in love like wheelchairs.
It’s funny and odd that I write more love poems when I’m single than I do when I’m in a relationship.
…sorry?
It’s funny and odd that I write more love poems when I want nothing to do with love…
This really is more of a monologue than a poem.
Ben McCabe
—Blight End
This will be the last of the Blight series. I’m planning on using it as the closing. Don’t worry, I might be posting out of order, but there are more on the way.
